I just want y'all to know that Anything You Ever Wanted to Know is having a particularly good day today. I have learned there is no penalty for violating flag codes. There's less cake mix in the cake mix box than there used to be. Ketchup with a K is a trademark of Heinz. But mostly I've learned that there are people using the radio to find answers. It doesn't even bother me that it's a common myth that the Texas flag may be flown at the same height as the U.S. flag, because I have learned that the questions are better than the answers. The people ask the radio:
What is the china pattern in the opening credits of Downton Abbey?
Why is green the dominate color in nature?
Where can I have my pecans shelled?
Who decides what patterns go on the Reunion Tower ball?
Why, when someone dies under suspicious circumstances, does it take so long to get the results of the toxicology report?
Does Dallas have a Top Secret Mannequin Salvage Yard?