This time last year Dustin was on a bus. He was coming home. It was starting to get dark outside, and a guy in a nearby seat asked, "What time is it?" Dustin told him.
"Whatcha reading?" the guy on the bus asked. Dustin told him.
"Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend?" She lives in Iowa, Dustin said.
"Well you better hope she doesn't watch that show Cheaters. Do you watch that show? Cheaters?" the bus guy asked. Dustin didn't. The guy on the bus explained that it was a show that caught people cheating on their significant others. The guy on the bus didn't say "reality TV" or "Gotcha Journalism." The guy on the bus said they used to go from city to city to film it. But then they got to Dallas. They got to Dallas and they found so much material they've been filming here for two years.
"So you gotta be careful," the bus guy told my boyfriend. "You cheat on her in Dallas, she's gonna know."